@matt___nelson: I want to meet the individual who made this
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@LuckoftheDraw86: God invented co-workers to remind us that dying alone wouldn't be such a bad thing.
@lloydrang: The New York Post publishes rumours about Dwayne Johnson. He sues for defamation and wins. Rock beats paper. And the crowd goes wild.
@HiddleDeeDee: 6: Mom, I'm going to be a Navy pilot or a SEAL. If that doesn't work, I'm going to work at Subway. It's all about the backup plan, people.