@matt___nelson: I want to meet the individual who made this
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@CornOnTheGoblin: [fake yawns to put my arm around date but it's so i can pet her dog who is also on the couch]
@BuckyIsotope: You're in a room with a murderer and someone who makes sandwiches with the crust end of the bread and you have 1 bullet. Who do- "Bread guy"
@AimeeHelene1: The bathroom just ran out of paper towels, so obviously I had to wipe my hands on the next person I passed in the hallway.
@phranqueigh: When I was younger, I'd sit in class and think "Ugh, when am I ever going to need to know this stuff in the REAL world??" But then I grew up and discovered that I actually do have to play hot cross buns on the recorder like almost every day.