@samalmightysam: ''I want to ruin some songs today.'' -The producers of Glee every morning.
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@BobTheSuit: Realtor: Why r u moving? Me: I've been eating w my hands for 2 months because the sideways spatula won't let me open my silverware drawer.
@daemonic3: I have a dream, that all men are created equal. Just a bunch of regular men. Like, no "super" men for instance - Martin Lex Luthor King
@jjhartinger: I don't really want to hear about the marathon, unless of course, they add an element of suspense. Like a Bear at mile 3.