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@causticbob: I was 14, my dad caught me drinking. 'Dad, that's the first time'
'That's a lie, no one ever gets caught the first time.'
So I robbed a bank

I was 14, my dad caught me drinking. ‘Dad, that’s the first time’
‘That’s a lie, no one ever gets caught the first time.’
So I robbed a bank

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