@Black__Elvis: I was a bit upset that the condom I found in my wallet had expired but at the end of the day I'm just glad my wallet practices safe sex.
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@nefariousPeterD: Damn, you know you're getting old when you get up in the morning and have to rest for awhile
@WigCannon: before x-rays doctors had to climb inside people and draw a picture of their bones. some still do
@Cherbearxo: Ahhh.......I love the sounds of autumn; that old familiar crunch of Halloween candy wrappers on the floor.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: The families in Eggo commercials live in nice houses and appear wealthy. Why are they always fighting over one shitty frozen waffle?