@shariv67: I was bitten by a radioactive vegan, and now I have the power to bore people to death.
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@SCbchbum: Before you decide to tell a woman she should go get herself “dolled up,” remember, Annabelle & Chucky are dolls.
@djr_102: There's an epidemic in Britain that makes vulnerable young women inexplicably attracted to douchebags who miss leg day.
@ceejoyner: Pretty nervous about the guy who dropped out of mechanic school the second they showed us how to cut a brake line.