@TheAlexNevil: I was cleaning one of my finger guns and accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.
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@KenJennings: Steal your neighbors' garden gnome. Send them a series of photos of the gnome lurking near various truck stop men's rooms.
@MissNaughty1801: 8y:thank you for the present grandma ....: no need.. 8y: that's what I thought too but mum said I have to
@Easy_Tiger__: ATTN: I'm looking for a new girlfriend Are you: 1. Between the age of 11-69? 2. Mostly female? 3. Trained to poop outside? DM for details
@heidi420x: I'm not interested in your cat unless it's on its 8th life and about to do something incredibly stupid.