@TheAlexNevil: I was cleaning one of my finger guns and accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.
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@ibid78: Your first mistake was wearing heels in this dodgeball tournament, Jason. The second was thinking that they went with that dress.
@jackmackenroth: Lately I've been getting in touch with my inner self. I really need to switch to a better brand of toilet paper.
@shariv67: If movies have taught me anything, it's that the insurance for fruit vendor carts must be astronomical.