@Prof_Hinkley: I was doing CPR on a co-worker for 5 minutes before someone told me that's just how she laughs
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@Rollinintheseat: Buy a ticket to Finding Dory and yell "She's right there!" every time she comes on the screen until you're escorted out of the theater.
@withanewname: [interview] "Says here, you like to master debate in your free time?" "Yeah, sorry, that's a typo"
@TheSnideOne: Face tattoos are a great way to let people know that you don't owe on any student loans.
@VestaTot: Help 9-1-1! I just found my husband! He's been drugged in his coffee and then stabbed with a pen knife but that didn't work and then shot!