@ComedicBust: I was excited when my GF asked me to dress up as the cable guy, until I spent the next 3 hours on the roof, trying to fix the satellite dish
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@sarcasticmommy4: My son needed a last-minute Halloween costume so I wrapped him like a mummy with my CVS receipt. You can also scan him for $2 off Advil.
@just1fool: My dog wouldn't shut up so I told him I killed the mailman. He was jealous but proud of me.