@ComedicBust: I was excited when my GF asked me to dress up as the cable guy, until I spent the next 3 hours on the roof, trying to fix the satellite dish
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@iGreenMonk: Just waved back at someone at the gym who was waving at the person behind me and now I'm looking for a new gym.