@liv_thatsme: I was gonna go to a New Year's Eve party, but the invite said "bring your significant other," & I don't feel like unhooking my TV.
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@CopernicusG: A lot of people don't know this but if you're turned into a vampire you don't actually get a vampire name. Some of you will just be Gary the Vampire
@birbigs: You guys, The Hunger Games movie is distracting us from reality- which is, of course, The Hunger Games.
@MariyaAlexander: Cops have a new radar that lets them see through walls into our homes but imagine if this technology fell into the wrong hands! Oh wait...