@liv_thatsme: I was gonna go to a New Year's Eve party, but the invite said "bring your significant other," & I don't feel like unhooking my TV.
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@runninforwine: Mom said I could be anything I wanted to be when I grew up. So I became sarcastic.
@dril: if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war