@gabemakesmusic: I was kicked out of karate class today for describing everything the instructor did as "senseitational"
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@weinerdog4life: Watched Avatar again and long story short, can you untie my ponytail from this horse?
@koalaslament: DATING TIP: show her your hula hoop skills. keep adding hula hoops. you're now a slinky. everybody loves a slinky.