@gabemakesmusic: I was kicked out of karate class today for describing everything the instructor did as "senseitational"
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@librarianfonz: It's especially on Fridays at 5 pm when I wish I could slide down the back of a brontosaurus directly into my car.
@BryMastas: Life's most terrifying 10 seconds: Being held hostage in the corner of the shower by cold water.