@Quartzjixler: I was late so I shoved a whole taco into my mouth. It was a sight to behold based on the facial expression of the lady in the adjacent car.
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@TheRobCee: Lost my job naming hurricanes after 3 ex-girlfriends called & complained. In hindsight, including their last names may have been a bad idea.
@AndRyanTF: Incredible Hulk Experiment-Day 13 Just woke up. Still not a Hulk. Looks like I ate all those moldy bagels for nothing. -Research Continues
@TheHyyyype: the concept of modeling is insane to me. "buy our clothes. here, check out how they look on someone infinitely more attractive than you, you messy slob"
@Boss_Lady0888: If you drink a bottle of wine before walking your dog, it kind of feels like he’s helping you solve a crime.