@_NinJar: I was makin out with a cute girl but it got ruined when she ran her hand up my leg and squeezed all the spaghetti out of my pocket
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@beefman138: I have done about 300 crunches for my new exercise routine. 299 of them are Nestlé.
@newLettuce: Date: I enjoy living here, but I do miss West Virginia Me: *excited* MOUNTAIN MAMMAAAA Date: Would you please stop doing that every time I say West Virg- Me: MOUNTAIN MAMMAAAA Date: Ugh, please just take me home Me: *ecstatic* COUNTRY ROOOADS