@iAmDelFreaky: I was practicing moves on a stripper pole, when all of a sudden I heard a loud ringing. Then 3 firemen fell from the sky and crushed me.
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@natkaotic: Those of you who believe everything you read on the internet probably also believe there's hot local singles in your area.
@EndhooS: Fun prank - this Christmas leave a charred skeleton wearing a Santa hat in the fire place for your kids to find.
@Pro_Jones_: Jehovah's Witness: Do you have time to talk about Jesus? Jesus: *In disguise* sure JW: He's lame J: *rips off fake beard* Big mistake pal
@WilliamAder: My second account is trying to drive a wedge of suspicion between me and my Twitter crush.