@Bob_Janke: I was wearing a jean jacket yesterday and a little kid asked me why I made a jacket out of pants and I had no good answer for him
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@kelkulus: I like how Subway sells "healthy footlong" sandwiches, as if anything is healthy when you're eating it by the foot.
@JermHimselfish: Peanut butter and jelly are so in love with each other that all they do is lay around in bread all day.
@3sunzzz: [interview at Bass Pro Shops] So, tell me a little about yourself. Me: *dressed in camouflage* Wait, you can see me?!
@bazecraze: It's only been a few days, but I'm starting to forget everything I knew about Mitch Romley.