@JermHimselfish: I wasn't entirely comfortable slaughtering that goat under the light of a full moon but grandma's gravy recipe was very specific.
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@MooseAllain: In a hotel room. The dog's growling and whimpering. My wife's worried the neighbours will think we're having sex.
@AmishPornStar1: The people who came up with all these different rules for pluralization are bunch of peni.
@iGreenMonk: I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me, just remember: I know how to hide a dead body.
@jennalynn518: Whenever a bill collector calls I just give the phone to my toddler and tell her it's Barney.