@JermHimselfish: I wasn't entirely comfortable slaughtering that goat under the light of a full moon but grandma's gravy recipe was very specific.
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@vineyille: Office fun: replace your coworker's mouse with a larger mouse so he thinks his hands are shrinking then call him "baby hands" until he quits
@michamontaz: Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.
@DaddyJew: *slowly raises hand 20 minutes into an important office meeting* so there are no donuts?