@Sanbel11: I wasn't going to follow you but that bible verse in your bio totally changed my mind.
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@Sean_Burgundy_: Loan shark: If you're late my guys will ... Me: Tell my gf my phone password? LS: Break every bone in your body M: Oh. Yeah that's fine
@McAttack88: Is it wrong to follow people just because they're hot? Also, what about on Twitter?
@EndhooS: [Job interview] Me: [thinking] I hope he doesn't notice the mustard on my shirt Interviewer: [thinking] Is he eating a fkn hotdog?