@Reverend_Scott: I watched someone give a Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino to a homeless woman. She took one sip and threw it in the trash.
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@QwertyJones3: If you're in your car, go ahead and pick your nose, because the car makes you invisible.
@ClichedOut: ME: My goal is to be king, like my dad. HER: That's amazing. Of what country? ME: It was his goal, Linda. And now it's mine.