@ericsshadow: I wear the same 2 Halloween costumes every year. I start off as a "ghost" and end up as a "drunk ghost that needs a ride home."
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@jessokfine: I don't wear my apron because I'm never wearing clothes more expensive than the apron.
@girlontapas: One of my personalities goes to the grocery store and buys healthy food... Now, I can't find anything to eat in the fridge.
@clint_bing: *I knee slide down the aisle, microphone to lips* ARE YOU READYYYYYYYY FOR JEFF'S FUNERAL?!
@Carbosly: If there's a zombie apocalypse, I'm becoming a zombie. Walking around doing nothing & eating non-stop seems like a pretty sweet deal to me.