@Home_Halfway: I went to a vegan restaurant once. Wait, no, that was just a florist.
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@GrantTanaka: A good way to break up with a girl is to leave her a trail of rose petals starting from her front door to North Korea.
@BBQJones28: Eye of the Tiger came on the radio so I jumped out my car and shadow boxed till the light turned green.
@SortaBad: How to sleep: 1. Lay down 2. Dim lights 3. Dwell about literally every mistake you've made in your life for 6 hours 4. Rest for 9 minutes
@Supafunkadunka: Just saw a coyote next to the highway. I hope this tunnel ahead isn't just painted on.