@MrMichaelRose: I went to Lowe's to buy a human-sized microwave & the guy loudly said they don't exist & then took me to a back room & they had lots of them
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@TheCatWhisprer: You can tell a lot about a person based on what they use as a gender-neutral singular pronoun.
@cowyfwame: I just don't understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance.
@aveuaskew: I could tell by the scowl on her face that her patience and botox were wearing thin.
@OwensDamien: I don’t think Major Tom was much of an astronaut - Ground Control had to tell him to put his helmet on, FFS. That’s pretty basic stuff.