@MrMichaelRose: I went to Lowe's to buy a human-sized microwave & the guy loudly said they don't exist & then took me to a back room & they had lots of them
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@HeyZeus666: I don't suffer insomnia like most tweeters do. I always get a solid 7, maybe 8 minutes of sleep every night.
@skickwriter: My microwave broke. So, we're finding innovative alternatives. Did y'all know the surface on top of the oven heats up, too? Honest to God.
@bazecraze: According to hotel AC, the difference between 72 degrees and 73 degrees is 40 degrees.
@EliTerry: I USED VOLUME MAXIMIZING SHAMPOO THIS MORNING SO YES I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM IN YOUR FACE OFFICER