@Bandersnaaatch: I will love you 'til the end of time, or until my blood alcohol level normalizes, whichever comes first.
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@bearloverbobby: I went to AT&T and asked for a sim card. They told me I had to call them to activate it. See the problem...
@smilely_gal: With my pasty white skin, ample curves, & hatred of manual labor, I would have dominated the 16th century.