@krustythe_klown: I will put you in your place. -me to everything because OCD
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@MoodyBlx: People who own Hummers and Range Rovers, what's the thinking here? "I might have to drive up to Iraq for a weekend?"
@DigitalDropz: My relationship with my Ex was very psychological...she's psycho and I'm logical.
@ThaJawn: Phill: *gets stung by a stingray Me: *pees on his wound Phill: That only works on jellyfish stings Me: Oh shit, I thought you were dead!
@tastefactory: *picks up bug, puts it outside* There ya go. *later, bug smashes thru door carrying gun* You should have killed me when you had the chance