@krustythe_klown: I will put you in your place. -me to everything because OCD
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@mommajessiec: 6yo: “Mom, Mom! I got to the number 200.” Me: “Wow! Great job counting.” 6yo: “Thanks, I want to get to 300 stickers on the floor!” Me: “Wait, what?”
@cravin4: I made my son a grilled cheese with three pieces of cheese and he said that's too much cheese. Now my wife is mad at ME for ordering a DNA test.
@TheHyyyype: [first day in prison] ME: so whatcha in for? HUGE CELLMATE [menacingly]: beating up nerds who ask too many questions ME: how many is too many? HUGE CELLMATE: one ME: oh no
@GetCougarized: I'm not only the woman your Mother warned you about, I'm the one your Father highly recommended.