@moose_chocolate: I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating the entire box of donuts.
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@Try2StopME: Hey, girl at the gym that keeps moving to the opposite corner every time I get on the machine next to you, yes, I feel the chemistry too.
@leechee420: Screaming out "BOOM PREGNANT!" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be.