@Schmoodles: I will totally judge you based on your choice of breakfast cereal, you unfrosted weirdo.
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@House_Feminist: My 5 year old is stuck inside a duvet cover right now so I think I'm going to go for a walk and just let Darwin solve this one.
@dril: ive decided that nudity is acceptable if irt's done for artistic reasons, like, promoting a mattress store,
@blade_funner: [God inventing children] A: Aw, so cute. G: Make 'em scream. A: But - G: All the time. Just scream their heads off.
@WGladstone: My upstairs landlord asked if screams were coming from my apt or if she was dreaming. Either way, one of us has a terrifying neighbor.