@Schmoodles: I will totally judge you based on your choice of breakfast cereal, you unfrosted weirdo.
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@JCWisdomNuggets: Hey Dads who think that being home with the kids alone is called "babysitting". You're wrong. It's called "parenting". Not the same.
@Thedudish: Hey, remember me from last night? You gave me the wrong number but I found you on Facebook. I'm on your porch. Can I come in?
@o__0Dev: Getting out of bed in the morning always gave me a headache until I tried it feet first.