@ChemBtwnUs: I win all of my breakups by not getting fat.
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@daemonic3: [at TED talk] OMG that man is having a heart attack! Anyone here a doctor? *entire crowd stands* No a MEDICAL doctor *entire crowd sits*
@ehdannyboy: "Better out than in," my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Terrible heart surgeon.
@TabooBooSF: My husband suggested I tone down the Botox and just age gracefully. And I laughed and laughed. But didn't scowl. Cuz Botox.