@ChemBtwnUs: I win all of my breakups by not getting fat.
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@stanleybehrman: Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what other people mean.
@WICKEDTRUTH01: *Takes your face in my hands* *Looks deep into your eyes* *Whispers "You make me want to spend the rest of my life avoiding you" *
@markleggett: AROMATHERAPY CONNUDRUM: Spilling a large bucket of Lavender oil all over your carpet: Very stressful, or very relaxing?
@SergioValenCo: What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality? *gets arrested*