@ChemBtwnUs: I win all of my breakups by not getting fat.
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@MoneypennyNaked: Apparently even if you delete the drunk text messages you sent last night from your phone, the other person can still see them.
@Phantasmagoriax: If you ever want to watch a women feel herself up for ten minutes, hide her cellphone.
@AbbyHasIssues: 1. Get in hammock. 2. Relax. 3. Try and get out of hammock. 4. Panic. 5. Don't fight it and just accept that this is where you live now.