@ChemBtwnUs: I win all of my breakups by not getting fat.
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@Go2Slp: I like Ohio's abbreviation because any address sounds like you just realized where you are and you're not super pleased about it.
@c_gawker: if you think about all the people you didn't marry, you've had a positive impact on virtually every life in the world
@Jenny4ashley: My daughter loves all the toys she sees in commercials. So of course I have to tell her they don't exist in real life, just on tv.
@HatfieldAnne: Yes, my teeth are dazzling, but, please, treat me no differently than you would the next demigod.