@meganamram: I wish all tests were things you peed on
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@TheCatWhisprer: *intermittently glances at phone while placing order for 6 burritos so the Chipotle lady thinks they're for multiple people*
@david8hughes: [at the vets] He's really bad. He can't fly. "He's a cat though." [very sarcastically] oh I'm sorry is this the vets or the excuses clinic?
@SteveStockmanTX: The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out.