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@ElizaBayne: I wish gyms had a "montage" option
@christinawilder: I don't smoke, so I take "screaming" breaks at work.
@fro_vo: 16,875,547,322 traffic-related bug deaths so far this year
@Smartassylassy: I've just accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles... My next shit could spell disaster!
@SmartassChef: Is there such a thing as filthy clean? Let's take a shower together and find out.
@bridger_w: I caught my insane ex going through my garbage, but I guess that's what I get for dating a raccoon.