@trashtastica: I wish I could feed people I don't like to my cat.
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@wittwitbarista: Serial killers are updating their check list now for dumping bodies: 1) will this location be discovered by Pokémon players? 2) do I care?
@junejuly12: Me: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. A big one. Priest: Murder, my child? Me: Worse. Pronounced the ‘t’ in often. Priest: *gasp*
@phranqueigh: When I was younger, I'd sit in class and think "Ugh, when am I ever going to need to know this stuff in the REAL world??" But then I grew up and discovered that I actually do have to play hot cross buns on the recorder like almost every day.