@caroljimenezz: i wish i had a cute laugh but instead i sound like a dying seal
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@LOsepyan: Me? Need a Bag? Nah chill son, Ima juggle this 6 pack of beer and watermelon on my head while riding a scooter.
@qikipedia: In the 1930s, there was an outbreak of exploding trousers in New Zealand. Farmers had used a herbicide that became explosive when it dried.
@WilliamRodgers: "I don't get why our troops need to wear camouflage, when they could just wear glasses..." -Superman
@ArfMeasures: ME: I'm gonna punch my boss right on the nose PRIEST: you can't tell me about sins in advance