@caroljimenezz: i wish i had a cute laugh but instead i sound like a dying seal
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@david8hughes: Me: what make of dog is that? Her: breed Me [hands on knees]: I am, I'm just out of breath cos I ran over to ask what make of dog that is
@Darlainky: Establish your dominance with the drive-thru attendant by saying, "That completes my order" before they ask.
@GimpySunshine: ran out of deodorant this morning, so I spritzed on some windex. Now birds keep crashing into my armpits :(