@jackiembouvier: I wish I had remembered this was a rectal thermometer before I'd put it in my mouth for 3 minutes.
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@DvuslyMarvelous: Twitter is like Gilligan's Island. We have the skills to fix the boat and leave. Instead we stay & learn how use coconuts a 1000 ways.
@Swishergirl24: If I tell you I can't text you because I'm driving it's only because I'm also eating.
@Carbosly: Have we tried unplugging coma victims and plugging them in again? Works for my computer.