@idiosity: I wish I was poplar. No, that's not a typo. I wish I was a tree.
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@Super_Cynthia: I KEPT MY CAPS LOCK ON WHEN I SEARCHED RECIPES FOR DINNER TONIGHT AND NOW GORDON RAMSEY IS IN MY KITCHEN
@CulturedRuffian: I ruined my diet to finish the last 5 donuts in the office because my coworkers are on a diet too so yeah, I sacrifice for the people I love
@michaelianblack: You know who's really upset about Romney losing? Wire coat hanger manufacturers.