@llvvzz: I wish I would have listened to my grandma when she told me one day I'd regret not focusing harder on my hitman career.
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@stephenjmolloy: Doctor: How did you get this black eye? Me: Walked into a door Doc: Really? Me: I was using my phone lying down and dropped it on my face
@HeyoShellz: Dude tried to pick me up at the gym but I was like bro I'm dying just let me lay here