@Marlebean: I wish my husband was as concerned with "preheating" me as he is with the oven...
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@isabelzawtun: *a movie that's 100% studio logo animations but the audience doesn't even notice until 30 minutes in*
@lemonmartinis: Whenever I select next-day delivery for an online purchase, I imagine someone, somewhere, yells CRAP really loud then people scurry like mad
@SadPeruna: If by 'the Hamptons' you mean 'my pajamas', then yes, I absolutely weekend in the Hamptons.