@SaraMansford: I wish scientists could make us as indestructible as cartoons. I've got a list of people I'd like to drop an anvil on.
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@trevso_electric: Fact: If you eat a slice of pizza fast enough, your body won't understand how many calories are in it.
@Manda_like_wine: What's the proper salutation to use when writing a resignation letter to your children?