@pakalupapito: I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply
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@BackrowSeats: If you can't be with the one you love then be with the one who has the best cable package.
@Kyle_Raney: My mind says "no" but my heart says "yes", all my vital organs speak English, it's very confusing and loud
@DumbConfessions: Wrong hole. No. Still the wrong hole. Only ONE in each hole! Ugh. Here! I'll show you. -Helping my kid put on a swimsuit.