@JohnLyonTweets: I wish the Antiques Roadshow guy had just told me how much my swords were worth without getting all nosy about where the blood came from.
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@BoydPetrich: Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants?
@Tmoney68: June 1885 - The Statue Of Liberty arrives in the U.S. in 350 pieces with no instructions. Future IKEA magnate: "That gives me an idea."
@ChicorelliStar: Just found out my daughter's super power is repeating what I've said about others as soon as she meets them.