@primawesome: I wish there was a way to keep in touch with dogs I meet outside of grocery stores.
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@HomeProbably: Instead of just answering the phone when it rings, I prefer to wonder why the hell someone's calling me and glare at it until it goes away.
@Chloestylo: Just saw a car with "Just Married" on the back window. Do people still do that? Get married, I mean..
@daemonic3: "Dad, what caused the Great Fire of London?" [googles but can't get wifi] Well son, that's when Bach dropped the most fire mixtape of 1666