@primawesome: I wish there was a way to keep in touch with dogs I meet outside of grocery stores.
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@QwertyJones3: I used to hate flying. I thought the plane would go down. But now I just bring my wife with me on the plane because my wife never goes down.
@Tmoney68: My GF called me "behind the times" today. I got so upset, I paused the VCR, paged my friends & asked them to fax me their best advice.
@mjm866: You are not truly drunk until you have a jar of peanut butter in your hand and your looking for the dog