@UNTRESOR: I wish there was some sort of idiom to describe how easily I just took that lollipop from that infant.
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@BradBroaddus: Our mailman freaked out when he accidentally saw me naked. So did all the other people at the post office.
@Rollinintheseat: I wish I could replace my central nervous system with a central confidence system.
@Ristolable: I had a teacher in high school who always assumed we'd give the wrong answer. "What's hotter, green or red peppers?" Green "Nope. Green."