@UNTRESOR: I wish there was some sort of idiom to describe how easily I just took that lollipop from that infant.
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@Maxine12333: 'Leave no stone unturned' is good advice if you're looking for something that crawls out from under rocks.
@LurkAtHomeMom: *checks WebMD* Holy crap, I need an ambulance! *checks insurance deductible* Nevermind, I'll just take a vitamin or something.
@TheMichaelRock: Look, all I'm saying is that the dinosaurs didn't drink alcohol and look what happened to them.