@UNTRESOR: I wish there was some sort of idiom to describe how easily I just took that lollipop from that infant.
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@lovemyboots111: Sometimes when you first meet someone you just know you want to spend the rest of your life.... Avoiding them
@craiguito: My ex used to say there was one person for everyone. I didn't realise he planned to be that person
@WorldofWid: Be advised Ladies: Once I show you my Knight Rider lunchbox from 1985, foreplay has officially begun.
@blade_funner: Look picnics, if I wanted to spend three hours protecting my food with a spork, I'd just go to prison.