@MensHumor: I wish this was real life...
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@Cheeseboy22: A cute thing I tell my kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road is, "Looks like Santa lost his temper again."
@dshack8: My dog reacts to the vacuum cleaner the same way I react when my wife says "We need to talk".
@WineMummy: A game of cat and mouse, but it's just me chasing random strangers when I see them with donut boxes.