@WildeThingy: I wish young people would stop idealising future dystopias and start enjoying the one they're in.
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@DaveTheAlbino: Batman had the bat signal. If you need to get my attention, hold a Roast Beef Sandwich over a floor lamp and aim it at my apartment.
@TheRealNickKay: [MURDER TRIAL] JUDGE: So in 27 years of marriage, you never knew your wife was allergic to salt? MR.SLUG:[Into mic] That's correct.
@Burger_Time_: Every time you shake hands with a dog u r entering into a dog contract whos stipulations u could never understand
@TheTweetOfGod: One Mississippi... two Mississippi... just kidding! One Mississippi is quite enough.