@shegotagronk: I wished I loved anything as much as white people love saying "gracias" at Mexican restaurants.
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@TheBoydP: I’m not saying I’ve gained weight, I’m just saying I don’t think my belt buckle should be facing the ground…
@thedaisycomplex: If you knew what I considered to be my "best behavior" it's doubtful you'd advise me to be "on it".
@Reverend_Scott: Don't bother using those white packets of seasoning inside new shoes, they taste terrible.