@shegotagronk: I wished I loved anything as much as white people love saying "gracias" at Mexican restaurants.
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@TheBoydP: "Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway? What could go wrong?" ~My son apparently
@SICKOFWOLVES: I RELATE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP BECAUSE OF THE ROMANCE AND NOT BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO EAT SPAGHETTI WITH A DOG MOUTH
@LoveNLunchmeat: Of all the millions and trillions of literary devices, hyperbole is my favorite.