@shegotagronk: I wished I loved anything as much as white people love saying "gracias" at Mexican restaurants.
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@Six_Pack_Mom: Me, to kids: "Yes, I'll play, as soon as I finish my coffee." (Genius! We all know parents never get to actually finish a cup of coffee.)
@robfee: House Hunters: We need plenty of space for entertaining, 62 bedrooms, a fully staffed Cheesecake Factory & a heliport. Our budget is $287.
@simoncholland: If you leave me a voice mail that asks me to call you back at my convenience you have no one to blame but yourself.
@Swishergirl24: Why are people upset about the Starbucks cup and not the fact that they are paying $7 for coffee?