@wolfpupy: i won 100 dollars worth of chips at the casino, all i had to do was throw a brick through the vending machine glass
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@david8hughes: Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas
@Vodkantots: It's all fun and games until someone from real life recognizes you and you realize you're too small to drag off the body.
@PetrickSara: I’m not saying I know how to solve all the world’s problems. I’m just saying we should give women pants with pockets and see what happens.