@MableGertrude: I wonder how many people come visit our country and then immediately leave after trying a slice of American cheese.
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@TheTimmyToes: [JanSport keynote address] (audience grumbling) "where is he?" *CEO emerges from backpack on stage* *crowd goes nuts*
@hippieswordfish: *sees red lobster commercial* oh shit that looks good *goes to red lobster* what the absolute hell happened in here
@kellysdf: I thought I lost my car keys, but the NSA called and said they were in my other pants.