@Tacet_no_more: I wonder if anyone being chased by a bear has ever tried just turning around and saying in a really stern voice "NO...Bad Bear"?
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@Snarfernini: I never trust a Tom. They are far too often involved in foolery or peeping for my liking.
@Vodkantots: It's all fun and games until someone from real life recognizes you and you realize you're too small to drag off the body.
@awkwardphilippe: Confusing prank: Obtain a grizzly bear, name it Love then call 911 and say that Love is tearing you apart