@Tacet_no_more: I wonder if anyone being chased by a bear has ever tried just turning around and saying in a really stern voice "NO...Bad Bear"?
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@Blunder_Woman: Forgot to pack tights so I'm wearing yoga pants with my dress and a long sweater. I look like a crazy cat lady.
@Eightinchgoat: You're right, strange woman giving me your opinion on having tattoos. I regret them right now because they caused you to talk to me.
@JohnLyonTweets: Interviewer: [looking through file] Are you still disruptive at nap time? Me: Wow, they weren't kidding about that permanent record thing.
@01CandyQueen: I hate when people say, "You barely touched your food" like what do you want me to do stroke it?