@Tacet_no_more: I wonder if anyone being chased by a bear has ever tried just turning around and saying in a really stern voice "NO...Bad Bear"?
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@LostFelicia: I'm having problems with favstar. Can all of you trophy me to see if it's working right now? Thanks.
@SadieSmithRoks: Next time my cat has some friends over, I'm going to puke right next to where they are sitting and see how she likes it.
@ndiquote: My girlfriend is so crazy she even traced down the girl who once kissed me in kindergarten.