@howe007: I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "hey, that one over there is shaped like an alcoholic".
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@hollyberryness: The early bird gets the worm but the early worm gets eaten, so... I choose sleep.
@peeznuts: *standing behind home plate* -Beware of my dog-like reflexes. -Shouldn't it be cat-like reflexes? *catches baseball with my face*
@rockymomax: ME: [wearing donuts as glasses] did u just call me immature WIFE: yes ME: [removes donuts & tries to clean with shirt] your moms immature