@sammyrhodes: I wonder if girls got mad on dates in the 1700?s because guys kept checking their treasure maps.
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@ceejoyner: For starters, you drew your mom the same size as the house. Good enough for the fridge? I don't even want it in my garbage.
@: ME: Who's that? FRIEND: It's a mouse ME: I see that. What's his name? FRIEND: He doesn't want anyone to know ME: Ahh, anonymouse.
@TheTweetOfGod: He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know. Shut up, is basically what I'm saying.