@TylerLinkin: I wonder if Houdini ever locked himself out of the house.
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@MomofTeen: Customer Service: How does the name appear on your credit card? Me: If i had to guess, I'd say it's 11 pt. Arial bold.
@RobinMcCauley: A woman started choking in the line at Starbucks- it was so scary but thankfully someone opened another register.
@Marlebean: Maybe you owe the rhythm some money and that's why it's trying to get you. WE DON'T KNOW!
@michaelianblack: The whole thing about "we're all going to die some day," that's a joke, right?