@TheCatWhisprer: I wonder if pigs ever laugh so hard they say words.
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@RexHuppke: Interestingly, if we invade North Korea because it caused us to miss a movie, that still won't be the worst reason we ever went to war.
@awkwardphilippe: Wanna go out with me? Make an awkward face for yes. Name the entire periodic table for no.
@megankcomedy: I experimented a ton in college. I tried naps in the evening, naps in the morning, sometimes even 3 naps in a row.
@JasonLastname: Don't cry because it's over, smile because for a few miles they believed you were the real bus driver.