@PrettyInCamo11: I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think, "I'd tap that."
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@jonnysun: whenever i see sombody obsessively taking photos of the sunset, i go up to them & whisper "dont worry.. the sun is gonna come back tomorow"
@JiminyKicksIt: It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
@FuckabillyRex: I cross-bred an octopus and a panda. Let me know if you're interested in a pretty amazing hug.
@PyrBliss: I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions.