@PrettyInCamo11: I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think, "I'd tap that."
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@13spencer: After Captain America was thawed from the ice, his first encounter with a Japanese-American must've been really awkward.
@MarylandMudflap: Slowly crawl towards your sleeping dog, put your face directly next to its face, and whisper "I know it's been you shitting in my yard."
@3sunzzz: My son is suspended? Yes, in-school suspension. So he goes to school? Yes, but he's suspended. Suspended IN THE SCHOOL? Yes. Idiot.