@SamuelHLowe: I wonder what my dog named me.
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@nikkithecanuck: Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I use beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver
@ErrenMichaels: Dog: Whatcha doing? Me: Shaving my legs. Dog: Why? Me: So that I'm not covered in... Dog: Not covered in what, Erren? NOT COVERED IN WHAT?